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Story Demotivational Poster


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kay9kabang - February 23, 2012, 3:48 pm
and 4 movies.
the1stCOMMI3 - December 22, 2011, 1:51 pm
I don't use memebase, im more of a reddit person
Noname5 - December 22, 2011, 1:36 pm
on memebase, thets the same thing but with ...created a better love story in 8 mins without talking ;)
Derek - December 21, 2011, 4:02 pm
If only people didn't cry every time I show it.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 21, 2011, 2:24 pm
So true!
Arvantillian - December 20, 2011, 10:33 am
perfect 5 balloons!

MARRIED LIFE - I don't know about you, but I'm tearin' up a little

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booger13 - March 29, 2010, 4:16 pm
*cries in joy* *sniffle* why cant i find a woman like that :( Wingman , u are lucky , sir. . . i salute u
The Goat - February 10, 2010, 8:39 pm
I agree - a classic 5L Of course there are worse fates in this world than a lifetime of boinking a gorgeous blonde like the guy in the photo!
rerun - February 10, 2010, 7:47 pm

destined to be a classic 5L
R.S.Jake - February 10, 2010, 6:43 pm
I love my Poochie Poo! Honey, beer me! OUCH!
GreyScorpion - February 10, 2010, 6:37 pm
Airman, FTW!!!! 5L+

I'M PRETTY SURE - this will get an A+

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Cyberhagen - December 19, 2015, 12:27 pm
Nope, you got at least one wrong: Question 1 was a trick question: Napoleon didn't die in a battle. He was poisoned while exiled on his little island.
Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 1:51 pm
History class sure has changed since I was in school.
MrFurry - February 20, 2012, 8:32 am
i dont care of the misspelling
IBrakeforTrees - January 19, 2012, 5:04 pm
Funny, but maybe some editing needed? Napoleon didn't die in battle and liquid is spelled wrong.
maoworks2 - January 7, 2012, 12:21 pm
Loud & Clear ?
mariand - January 7, 2012, 8:02 am
lol...looks more like a perspicacity test


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fgd051943 - December 9, 2013, 11:28 am
Actually, you wouldn't like them even when they were in a good humor!
sharebear - March 17, 2013, 4:36 pm
I think they were always mad.
maoworks2 - December 29, 2012, 2:44 pm
Long Live Odin 5L.

STAR WARS - The Original Neverending Story

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maoworks2 - November 2, 2012, 3:29 pm
Great Pic .

NIKOLA TESLA - Electricity's Pimp.

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karudijan - July 29, 2011, 6:27 pm
U are some kind of Yoker , or what HOW CAN U MAKE YOKES whith the GREATEST MAN IN THE WORLD !!!! I am sorry for u !
forseti - July 4, 2010, 11:17 am
I'd give it a 4, so I vote 5 for you, Haar ;)
Haarakkon - July 4, 2010, 1:30 am
Darn it! I voted a "4" by accident. This had me laughing when I voted. Amsome!

REMEMBER - There Are Two Sides to Every Story

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Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 5:37 pm
Coming to the aid of an ally makes one an evil empire. Really?
realogic - December 28, 2012, 1:28 pm
This is late, but sorry America was an evil empire at that time. Remember Agent Orange? Remember carpet bombing? Do you remember invading someones country because their political ideals were different? This is not a reminder of humanity.
forseti - April 7, 2010, 1:15 pm
speaking words of wisdom.... let it be.... *sing* ;)
Ed-Hyde - April 7, 2010, 12:49 pm
I had mixed feelings about this also, but it does give a quiet reminder that even our most hated enemies have loved ones too. Something that is really easy to forget. 5 Letters from Iwo Jima, doesn't make us an evil empire, just reminding us of humanity.
Ed-Hyde - April 7, 2010, 12:46 pm
Admiral Ozzel got choked out in Episode 5, The empire strikes back. Go Piett Go!
Airman - April 7, 2010, 10:43 am
Admiral Ozzel was as clumsy as he was stupid.
agdaniele - April 6, 2010, 10:58 pm
Tsk tsk... not that one.
spacedog - April 6, 2010, 10:50 pm
Was he the one in charge of the ewok planet? That's gotta burn. Over thrown by ewoks.
agdaniele - April 6, 2010, 10:42 pm
Ozzel? Anyone. Screw you guys.... hewm.
rerun - April 6, 2010, 10:39 pm

Thank you for the clarification.
mikieelmo - April 6, 2010, 10:37 pm
i took it to mean ,there are to sides to ever story .one countries freedom fighter is another countries terrorist . I have nothing but respect for all solders who have fought for the united states . A solder does what his country asks
agdaniele - April 6, 2010, 10:00 pm
I'll bet that Admiral Ozzel isn't anywhere on that wall.
spacedog - April 6, 2010, 9:43 pm
And the countless droids all had souls too, right?
MrRandom - April 6, 2010, 9:42 pm
But they were the closest people to him. I'm sure generic stormtrooper #3334 was as important to him as #2465
spacedog - April 6, 2010, 9:38 pm
Weird. I didn't take it as a judgment on Vietnam or vets. I just don't see Vader, who killed billions in the stories getting weepy over minions. Hello? Darkside calling.
ICEMAN - April 6, 2010, 9:26 pm
I agree with piedude. The immediate implication is that our Vets were evil. 2L
MrRandom - April 6, 2010, 9:23 pm
I just took it as parody >.>
DreMagnum - April 6, 2010, 9:16 pm
I like it actually. Its not saying that America was the evil empire, its just saying everyone thought the rebels were the good guys and the empire bad. Pretty sure I'm taking this way to philosophical, but maybe its just saying, they loved their loss too
rerun - April 6, 2010, 9:05 pm

I don't think I could have said that better Pie. I will wait for Mikiee....to explain the meaning...then I may vote on it
pieman - April 6, 2010, 9:03 pm
I agree rerun. It says that the U.S. was the evil empire in Vietnam to me. Very disrespectful to the vets.
Claire - April 6, 2010, 9:01 pm
I lol'd then I felt guilty. =/ That doesn't happen often. 4 for balls.
rerun - April 6, 2010, 8:54 pm

I don't know about this one....seems kind if disrespectful to the Vietnam Vets. I decline to vote
forseti - April 6, 2010, 8:44 pm
that's so true! like it very much!


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fascistfrenchman - October 29, 2013, 12:35 am
I agree, though falloutghoul also makes a valid point. The whole Discovery Network has lowered the bar; too bad it can't be fixed like in the "Raising the Bar" episode of South Park.
supersaiyen1001 - March 16, 2013, 12:16 pm
I saw something similar to this on another website I'm on: "History is written, not by the victors, but by the wiki-editors".
GaryO - March 14, 2013, 12:00 pm
Yup, 'tis a truth
falloutghoul - March 14, 2013, 8:48 am
While I agree to some extent, Ancient Aliens deals with history to a degree and Pawn Stars deals with historical objects.
PapaFox - March 14, 2013, 7:23 am
Agreed. The channel's content has descended into second-rate garbage.
Bolverk3778 - March 14, 2013, 6:35 am
Got to agree with space dog the content on the History Channel has gone down hill rapidly. The Head of Programming for History Channel needs a kick in the seat of the pants.


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nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 9:24 pm
He should have help them out of the water and gave them his home and his car. Because god knows we don't have enough criminals and welfare leaches.
mariand - August 21, 2011, 2:55 pm
hahahahaha...5 stamps for you

STILL - A much better love story than Twilight

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 1, 2014, 2:03 pm
The fact is that most women are old sticks in the mud. They never wanna have fun, they always gripe, and they think the only things a man should enjoy is serving them.
Altrunchen - September 23, 2013, 1:14 pm
I would date the hell out of a chick as awesome as that!
lgvernon - June 9, 2012, 12:15 am

Ahem~~~I keep a squirt gun in the bowl of my stand mixer at the end of the kitchen counter. Spontaneous waterfights are known to break out at my house.

ALCOHOL - Because no great story ever began with anyone eating a salad

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Weatherlawyer - January 10, 2012, 3:08 pm
Fictionalised version: He look some coke and sum hot chicks saw
Unstablecow10 - December 3, 2011, 2:39 am
He look some coke.. oh and um hot chicks right i saw them first

194 Minutes -

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NickDahlmier - February 17, 2016, 7:26 pm
I wondered why it took so long... Now to warn people about the relationship between "525,600 minutes" and sitting through a seen of "Rent".


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champ99 - September 14, 2012, 11:29 am
Could be Cyber, could be.
Cyberhagen - September 8, 2012, 12:16 pm
OMG, is there a hidden webcam in my bedroom?!
tellitlikeitis - December 22, 2011, 7:48 pm
Hahaha... love this one.
champ99 - December 22, 2011, 9:43 am
So do I! lol
mariand - December 22, 2011, 6:18 am
Airman - December 21, 2011, 5:28 pm
I know that story!


REAL LIFE - Still a better love story than Twilight

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Ganon2012 - September 13, 2012, 1:18 am
If I were her, I'd be concerned that he will do all that other stuff after picking up the dog crap. lol
Kyronic - May 19, 2012, 2:22 am
That's funny. 5 lions.


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Nahrond - January 28, 2012, 1:25 am
Anybody wanna peanut????
maoworks2 - January 20, 2012, 2:30 pm
Big Jean .
Reality Lord - January 19, 2012, 5:30 pm

i lol'd

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE! - Cool story bro.

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 5:31 pm
Every time I see this I hear the insane laughter at the beginning of Gorillas "Feel Good Inc" Five flying flying windmills with Noodle sitting on the edge strumming, just for the memories of that great song.


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Hawamleh - April 22, 2012, 2:46 pm
haha :D
spypengen - April 21, 2012, 10:30 pm
your a women studies major. you mus make great sandwiches 5L

BUZZ LIGHTYEAR - To infinity...and beyond!

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NickDahlmier - March 16, 2017, 10:44 am
"Wait... Where's my bike?"
Ekder - July 14, 2010, 11:50 am
It's my first one, thank you!
Faceplant31 - July 14, 2010, 11:43 am

BRING ME - Solo and the Wookie. They shall pay for this outrage.

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Sean - April 24, 2011, 9:12 pm
Until the end there I thought you were talking about Star Wars. And for some reason the bunny heads as the feet and hands always reminds me of Tremors -- the tenticle thingys that each end in a toothy mouth.
tellitlikeitis - April 24, 2011, 9:04 pm
One of my all time favourite movies-- 5 lovely leg lamps for you.

HISTORY - Those that didn't learn from the past are destined to repeat history.


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GySgt1811a - December 23, 2011, 4:46 pm
No! You'll put yer eye out, kid.

THE TRUTH: - Well-behaved women Seldom Make history.

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PinkPomeranian - January 31, 2012, 3:21 pm
@tellitikeitis, that's true, but just because a woman is honest and beautiful doesn't mean they behaved well.
PinkPomeranian - January 31, 2012, 3:19 pm
Haha, thanks.
Reality Lord - January 31, 2012, 7:43 am

YAY!!!! first poster off to a great start. keep it up pick...nice :)
tellitlikeitis - January 30, 2012, 11:20 pm
True, but honest pure beauty is never forgotten...
PinkPomeranian - January 30, 2012, 8:48 pm
Haha thats SO true. & thanks! :D
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 8:21 pm
now the REAL truth : women seldom make history at all :) jes kidding with you, great p5ster

PRODUCT PLACEMENT - This one must have caused a stir

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Greybeard - May 11, 2014, 12:22 am
Ha Ha Ha. Awesome... :)

ART - When you break it down, it's just basically a bunch of dudes scribbling random crap

HISTORY - Books serve to show a man that those original thoughts of his aren't very new at all. -Lincoln-

Countdown To Zero -

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Greybeard - August 18, 2014, 2:11 am
I liked the 3rd best :)
EmilioDumphque - August 18, 2014, 1:36 am
I thought Reagan's was "Shut up!" or "Seen one redwood, seen 'em all" or "We start bombing in ten minutes".


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Sean - January 31, 2010, 2:18 pm
Never! Unless you can think of some other way I can stop the ghost of Scott Baio's showbiz career from haunting my jacuzzi?!? And please hurry. It's become mildly disconcerting.
sickartist - January 31, 2010, 7:04 am
I will give you 5L if you throw away the manuscript hahaha


AFTER CAREFUL TRANSLATION - It has become clear that Timmys have dated back to antiquity

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aerofiend - February 17, 2010, 8:23 pm
Seems the timmys got a hold on this one first or I just suck at making motifakes

REVIEW: - A disappointingly short read.

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R.S.Jake - April 5, 2010, 1:53 pm
That's just your Cud coming back up on you Moooo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 5, 2010, 1:51 pm
Just lay off the actually Motivational stuff.....You almost made me feel something.
TheWiceMan - April 5, 2010, 1:45 pm
Hehe, thanks.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 5, 2010, 1:37 pm
That's better 5L.


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agdaniele - September 23, 2010, 10:15 pm
(mit a little poo, I'm sure)
ICEMAN - September 23, 2010, 10:09 pm
I hear it tastes like chicken.

YOUTH - A history too rich Can make a child too old

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Budog - May 4, 2012, 6:26 pm
Excellent, and sadly true... 5L
Reality Lord - May 4, 2012, 5:17 pm

first poster!!!! HEY NEW GUY....NIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!!

Doctor! Doctor! -


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BoneCD - June 27, 2012, 8:02 am
Thanks Cave
caveman - June 26, 2012, 11:14 pm
Quality stuff right here


WORLD HISTORY 101 - A pictoral essay featuring some of your favorite motifake pic's

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Buzzramjet - June 15, 2012, 11:53 pm
Yes that explains how the red states are the biggest welfare queens supported by the blue states. What a load.
Sean - May 18, 2010, 12:12 am
As in your IQ?
Xantharon - January 14, 2010, 4:14 am
Hmm .... somehow .... Absolute 5 here ....
Porcelina - December 27, 2009, 9:38 am
I'm wondering now, have many Canadians are here? haha
Sean - December 27, 2009, 2:17 am
Yep. Found it on Youtube. And I damn near got the lyrics bang-on (which I only know from that WKRP episode -- the one where he showed up to marry Jennifer Marlow. Now there's another Ginger-Maryanne siteeation.)
Zed - December 27, 2009, 1:52 am
Sorry, that came out wrong. Slight drain bamage tonight...
Zed - December 27, 2009, 1:48 am
That was Hoyt Axton, Sean.He also wrote Della and the Dealer, Joy To The World (aka Jeremiah Was A Bullfrog,) and many others.
Sean - December 27, 2009, 12:50 am
That reminds me of a lyric (workin' from memory here): "If the cat could talk, what tales he'd tell, 'bout Della and the Dealer and the dog as well. But the cat was cool. Never said a mumblin' word." Dude who sang that song was on an episode of WKRP.
Bartimaeus - December 27, 2009, 12:28 am
If that chair could talk...I'd have to kill it. KILL IT DEAD!...Alas, only stains can tell the tale.
MrRandom - December 27, 2009, 12:27 am
A special fun time chair, Bart?
Bartimaeus - December 27, 2009, 12:24 am
I never said it was a human arm...and that chair meant a lot to me.
Sean - December 27, 2009, 12:22 am
"they've" ... the leg I can understand, but I think you're b.s.ing aboot the broken arm. How is it "sitting on the table?" Eh? Got ya!
Bartimaeus - December 27, 2009, 12:11 am
A broken arm and a severed leg couldn't keep me from fryin' bacon! I should know...they've been sitting on the table for months.
Sean - December 27, 2009, 12:09 am
And let me guess, Bertha, ya chip a nail an' you just keep on fryin', eh girlfriend.
Bartimaeus - December 27, 2009, 12:00 am
That didn't sound particularly tough, did it? Well...I cook bacon without a shirt on. No...still not badass enough. I got...I don't even wear oven mitts. Bam.
Bartimaeus - December 26, 2009, 11:49 pm
and I'll have bacon a-sizzlin'. The halfway house just gave me stove privileges.
Sean - December 26, 2009, 11:45 pm
A: rotten eggs work wayyyy better fer that. Derrrrrr. B: you can't do eggs benedict right with regular bacon. it simply dominates the other ingredients, so you simply have your real bacon on the side. C: I'm coming down there junior, I'll find you!
Bartimaeus - December 26, 2009, 11:36 pm
World History 101, Who would guess it'd all end with a laughing cat.
Bartimaeus - December 26, 2009, 11:20 pm
travesty, pure and simple. Why did you guys invent that shit?
Bartimaeus - December 26, 2009, 11:19 pm
I respecfully disagree, Sean. Fresh eggs are best used for marking the houses of people guilty of general douchebagery. Otherwise, how would we know who they are? We'd have to meet them on the streets and find out the hard way. Also, flat bacon is a
Sean - December 26, 2009, 11:07 pm
and it has only one known use: eggs benedict -- the single best use of fresh eggs ever devised.
Sean - December 26, 2009, 11:06 pm
Dammit Bart, don't make me look up whatever juvee facility currently houses you and come down there. By the by, "Candian bacon" doesn't exist outside of Leave It to Beaver reruns. What you mistakenly moniker as such is called peameal bacon ...
Bartimaeus - December 26, 2009, 11:04 pm
Isn't that that fancy body pantyhose them ballerinas where under their tootoos?
Sean - December 26, 2009, 11:02 pm
pssst: LEO-TARD ... huh? huh?
Bartimaeus - December 26, 2009, 11:01 pm
You can't be American without free ballin' once in a while. You have to give your Liberty Bells room to ring, man.
Sean - December 26, 2009, 10:58 pm
LEOTARDS Conservatism is just Todd Snyder's attempt to justify never leaving home without his underoos on.
Bartimaeus - December 26, 2009, 10:11 pm
Canadians have it made. They just settle their arguments with snowball fights and drinking contests and shit. Too bad their bacon sucks.
amina - December 26, 2009, 10:09 pm
completely true porcelina. there for i change my number 4 reason to 'an obvious attack on certain groups.'
Porcelina - December 26, 2009, 8:19 pm
Nevermind, I can see how this can be an attack towards liberals, but that's only if you think being muscular, and meatbrained is better than having substance to your character.
Porcelina - December 26, 2009, 8:10 pm
Amina, it doesn't look like an attack to either group. It's ridiculing both
amina - December 26, 2009, 8:04 pm
I have no stand point on the conservative vs liberal thing. but i 1 lioned this because it is 1) political 2)long as hell 3)boring as hell 4)an obvious attack on a certain group.
boeweizer - December 18, 2009, 1:28 am
rawr its funny
Ed-Hyde - December 10, 2009, 7:17 am
That makes sense Zed, I always thought superman was a pansy.
Briton of Rose - December 10, 2009, 2:55 am
*dials phone* Hello, PolitiFake? I think you guys must have sprung a leak, because there's a big drip over here.
Zed - December 9, 2009, 10:05 pm
Todd, when Superman was first created in the 1930's, he was a SOCIALIST LIBERAL. Green Arrow, Wonder Woman, and the Atom are Liberals too, for that matter. The only conservatives in the JLA were Hawkman and Batman, with the others being Centerists.
CANADA - December 9, 2009, 8:15 pm
sickartist - December 9, 2009, 7:43 pm
Being long, drawnout and boring is worse than it's being political
DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 7:17 pm
Wow, I'm agreeing with Derek here. Why the hell was this allowed? I demand an answer, its obviously political.
Derek - December 9, 2009, 7:07 pm
I thought politifake bollocks were to appear on a politifake.org?


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Me_ - January 4, 2010, 3:53 pm
Hitler was not a Jew but his father was. There is no such thing as a half Jew. Hitler killed everyone that opposed him. Stalin killed more than hitler did. Either way if something is not done about numb nuts in Iran we could all have issues.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 29, 2009, 12:28 pm
That's 1,000,000 less hairy armpits/ cheesy mustaches..
agdaniele - October 29, 2009, 12:19 pm
None. But, almost 500,000 people from France died.
SayHi - October 29, 2009, 11:59 am
I wonder how many people from French died in WWII...10?15?
DreMagnum - October 28, 2009, 7:59 pm
wow fuck face, he killed catholics in the gas chambers right along side the jews, so shut up please, k thanks
zachyd's - October 28, 2009, 7:54 pm
wow fuckface, hitler was not half jewish or gay or any of that shit that people try to pin on him to sound ironic. He was christian and did not seek out christians, yes christians did die but they were enemy soldiers or spys
Sean - October 20, 2009, 10:00 pm
*too (yeah I know)
Sean - October 20, 2009, 9:59 pm
P.s.: I hate quotifakes. Come up with your own original material. That is the point of this site. I could raid quotesites too. Anyone can do that. Or paraphrase jokes that I have heard. Way to easy.
Sean - October 20, 2009, 9:56 pm
We learn from history that we don't learn anything from history except that we don't learn anything from history so I guess we did learn ONE thing from history which is that whoever said we don't learn ANYTHING from history was a self-contradicting a-hole
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 11:07 am
again with the swine flu thing, come up with an original comment please. you are obviously an idiot
Björn - October 19, 2009, 10:58 am
Funny how easily you guys swallow this propaganda. George Orwell rolls in his grave... 9/11 was an inside job - Al Qaeda is a myth - Swine flu is a hoax
DayDark - October 19, 2009, 7:48 am
Hitler was raised roman catholic, and praised Christian heritage, German Christian culture, and professed a belief in an Aryan Jesus Christ, a Jesus who fought against the Jews I'd hardly call that exterminating christians.
mrbombastic - October 19, 2009, 7:20 am
Hitler was not Catholic, Sean, he was in fact half Jewish. He also believed that blonde hair and blue eyes formed the perfect race,while he had brown hair and eyes.But yes,Catholics were targetted just as much as everyone else the Nazis believed inferior.
Zed - October 19, 2009, 12:33 am
Well, quite a few thousand Catholics (mostly intellectuals who challenged his claims) died in the camps, along with millions of Jews, Gypsies, and many others.
Sean - October 19, 2009, 12:03 am
When did the Nazis seek to exterminate Christians? Hitler was Catholic. I'm not suggesting for a second that Nazism had anything at all to do with any form of Christianity, but I don't think Christians were targetted much at all.
peteyb - October 18, 2009, 6:21 pm
wow...awesome.If it were within my power, you'd have 5 lions from me!


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Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 11:46 pm
By the way...not swallowing is just about the answer to everything...no matter what your peers tell you. There's also the "don't inhale rule" but no one takes that seriously. It's just something you say after you've taken office.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 11:44 pm
Cool! I think I read somewhere that 2.9 is the new 5.
Haarakkon - November 1, 2009, 11:42 pm
Great pic, great lead, great punchline. This has all the earmarks of a 2.9!
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 11:40 pm
Or go ahead and give those cups to that one kid who's always trying to sell you lemonade. Say its a gift and watch the fun.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 11:40 pm
LMAO, Bart.... that's your answer to EVERYTHING!
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 11:39 pm
Same rule as the poison toothpaste...just don't swallow. lol
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 10:46 pm
While Bart has been there at tleast twice (and done that), I am pretty sure China is sending us those cups now. I just picked up my set of lead-based silverware yesterday. They feature spongebob.
Bart - November 1, 2009, 7:25 pm
You've stolen a car? Hell...judging by your comment(s) you stole two! Remind me never to pass out around Iceman. jk Thanks for commenting. I'm glad you liked the poster.
ICEMAN - November 1, 2009, 4:00 pm
Been there, done that. ;)
ICEMAN - November 1, 2009, 3:59 pm
Been there, done that. ;)

100 YEARS FROM NOW - Future generations will be studying the history of TV and say WTF?

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MissPriss - June 10, 2012, 3:52 am
Thanks cynic. Wow what a long way we've come from really sappy sitcoms to really sappy reality shows. Thank you Snookie!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2012, 2:04 am
Good one, MissPris5. Listening to some of the things my folks say make me wonder the same. Especially the whole “Father Knows Best” load of [email protected]
MissPriss - June 9, 2012, 1:03 am
Haha...thanks for the comment.
SteveFurlong - June 8, 2012, 7:02 pm
No need to wait that long. I'm saying it now.

SOMEONE - Just checked your browsing history

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 4:02 am
Huh!!! God God, What is it good for? Absolutely Mustyk...''delete it now!!!

THE WAY IT REALLY HAPPENED - This is the history they should tell you about

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WITHOUT THE FRENCH - We would have lost the American Revolution... Thank you France!

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huvtonix - February 15, 2011, 9:16 pm
I LIKE WEED, and its too late to check the history book, cause its already hollowed out, btw, america kicks ass, french suck snail
DarthBubba - April 25, 2009, 7:19 am
you might want to read that History book you used to hide your weed in guys.
Me. - April 2, 2009, 4:54 pm
Here, lets sum this one up.... I'm better, NO I'M BETTER!!! well OUR country is better! no OUT COUNTRY IS BETTER!!!! oh yeah!!! read a history book... OH YEAH... WELL YOUR A FREAKIN DOODIE HEAD...
james - January 29, 2009, 2:07 pm
The Brits would have given up anyway. I mean they got their asses handed to 'em by Ghandi.
barockeva - January 11, 2009, 12:39 pm
Assholes, every country is full of them.
Kat - July 26, 2008, 8:32 am

Story Telling -

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MissPriss - August 1, 2013, 3:00 pm
Glad ya did stumble upon it...a tribute to Mr. Gary! Got a few more cute kids say what posters coming. Thanks for the 5L and a fav to boot!
GaryO - August 1, 2013, 10:09 am
Shyt, Missy. How'd I miss this?! 5L fav...dang this is good


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THE BIBLE - One of the best fantasy novels in existence... And still a better love story than Twilight

MR. POTATO HEAD - He won't be appearing in the next Toy Story

MOZART - When speaking of him they tend to skip the fact he was an egocentric jerk

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Derek - August 5, 2009, 4:42 am
When someone really is the greatest, surely it's forgiveable? Or do call Muhammed Ali an egocentric jerk too?


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carebear - March 27, 2012, 1:51 pm
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spypengen - March 26, 2012, 9:39 am
but knowing is half the battle
carebear - March 23, 2012, 1:24 pm
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lgvernon - March 22, 2012, 5:29 pm

Foreman remains my favorite heavyweight, that division my favorite, too. The Klitchko brothers are pretty to look at, but I so wish someone would come along to enliven the division. I miss the 'real' fights.
carebear - March 22, 2012, 4:53 pm
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GaryO - March 22, 2012, 9:38 am
yeah,I can still hear Cosell; "Down Goes Frazier! Down Goes Frazier! Down Goes Frazier!" Thanks for the memories, CB
lgvernon - March 21, 2012, 11:02 pm

Boxing is my favorite sport. This is wonderful!~
Airman - March 21, 2012, 5:37 pm
down goes Frazier!
Sho - March 21, 2012, 3:19 pm
Haha 5L

THOSE WHO IGNORE HISTORY.. - Are doomed to repeat it.

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SteveFurlong - May 16, 2012, 1:07 pm
The cake is a lie!
maoworks2 - May 16, 2012, 12:46 pm
Fearless Leader Is A Cake !


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THE GANG - Meets mom's new toy

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shmoe13 - February 10, 2011, 2:38 pm
Don't know, Maybe. The world may never know
ICEMAN - February 4, 2011, 9:26 pm
Yo Shmoe... Do you ever plan on making any posters???
shmoe13 - February 4, 2011, 8:22 pm
thats funny as hell. and look he a special feature too
Willyitan - February 2, 2010, 9:17 am
Willyitan - February 2, 2010, 9:17 am
Spangle - December 20, 2009, 9:08 pm


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winja - January 7, 2012, 11:29 pm
You are the dumbest f**ktard on earth. Its no wonder everyone hates you and wants you to kill yourself. you wouldnt know what a f**king factist was if he stomped you to death faggot. 9/11 was an al qaeda job and swine flue is a fact. ur mom is a c**t.
winja - January 7, 2012, 11:28 pm
You are the dumbest fucktard on earth. Its no wonder everyone hates you and wants you to kill yourself. you wouldnt know what a fucking factist was if he stomped you to death faggot. 9/11 was an al qaeda job and swine flue is a fact. ur mom is a cunt.
Björn - October 19, 2009, 10:56 am
Ridiculous. The EU is the biggest club of fascists, yet our media manages to make us believe that lifting your right hand is the only telltale sign for evil intentions -.- 9/11 was an inside job Al Qaeda is a myth Swine Flu is a hoax


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Zed - October 19, 2009, 12:28 am
Whoever this was, they obviously didn't pay attention if school, as socialism isn't communism.
Derek - October 18, 2009, 10:07 pm
Nobody is giving it another chance - outside of hippy communes.

WE FEEL PRETTY, OH SO PRETTY - ...and the rest is pretty obvious

HISTORY - Why repeat it, when it's so much more fun just to change it.

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Claire - November 1, 2009, 9:42 pm

North By Northwest -

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Reality Lord - March 2, 2014, 1:57 pm

and 5till one of my favorite movies.
GaryO - March 2, 2014, 1:32 pm

Never Again -

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Greybeard - August 2, 2014, 10:34 pm
Thank you :)
Rick69 - August 2, 2014, 5:21 pm
Back in the days, I did a History project about this very gate. Strong stuff, solid poster.
Greybeard - August 2, 2014, 9:01 am
Thank you RL. It's become history's worst term ever coined because there is never any enforcement. Humanity created the biggest skeleton in thier own closet. :(
Reality Lord - August 2, 2014, 8:00 am

powerful my friend


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MissPriss - November 23, 2012, 2:36 pm
Thank you steve. Ya know I almost used spammy's avatar for jesus' head to give your statement a more "punch"teehee
steve1961 - November 23, 2012, 1:09 pm
5 thankful lions for you, Miss Priss :)
MissPriss - November 23, 2012, 9:51 am
Thanks ug...but is the 5L fresh or canned?
ughomer - November 23, 2012, 8:27 am
Jellied Cranberries - 5L
MissPriss - November 22, 2012, 7:28 pm
About that...ya showed up late...suds are gone and all that is left for spuds is what is in rerun's beard...help yourself! Thanks for dropping a line dawg!
MissPriss - November 22, 2012, 7:27 pm
Wise choice...those boys are looking pretty hungry, fork to the back of your hand kind of hungry teehee. Thanks sho.
MissPriss - November 22, 2012, 7:25 pm
Right then...welcome to the club, Papa, you're in good company!
spacedog - November 22, 2012, 6:59 pm
Nice one Miss P. Pa55 the spuds and the suds.
PapaFox - November 22, 2012, 6:32 pm
YW Miss. I guess Papa is what most people use for a short version. It's my initials in the phonetic alphabet -- I've had that label since I was in the military coughmumble years ago. :)
Sho - November 22, 2012, 6:29 pm
Thanksgiving dinner? I think I'll pass on this one. 5Lols
MissPriss - November 22, 2012, 6:01 pm
Thanks PapaFox. You're gonna have to pick..do I call ya Papa or Fox or make up my own? Best ask M0rd3kaI, Rick69 or Moo(?) before you leave it up to me..bahaha!
MissPriss - November 22, 2012, 5:58 pm
Thank you Gary...sorry ya didn't make it on this one...saving you for xmas...muhahaha!
PapaFox - November 22, 2012, 3:35 pm
LOL good one!
GaryO - November 22, 2012, 2:55 pm
HAH! Nice work, Missy!


STORY TIME - Every crag and gnarled tree and lonely valley has its own strange and graceful legend attached to it....

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rerun - July 30, 2012, 8:50 pm

very nice



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Swampfox - October 30, 2012, 4:30 am
I gave it a 4 because you left out the pancake.
GaryO - October 22, 2012, 9:33 am
Yeah, I like this one too. It’s just obscure enough, and Warner Brothers funny to the twisted mind of this ol’ geezer….reminds me of my effort SEAGULL IN REPOSE of which really didn’t so as well as I’d hoped….good one DP. Yeah, 5L
Sho - October 21, 2012, 6:09 pm
We just want to be different. 5Lols
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 21, 2012, 4:48 pm
I'm not sure what it is about this poster. But I like it. 5L

BEDTIME FAIRY TALES - Like the regular fairy tales. Only for adults.

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jig - February 8, 2012, 1:49 pm
Rule 34 is a rule that has no exception! problem ?
maoworks2 - January 19, 2012, 11:20 am
What's Rule 34 ?
djrcreative - January 18, 2012, 12:51 am
Agreed. Glad you didn't mention "Rule 34", else 1L. And so help me if someone says "No exceptions". *smack*
jig - January 17, 2012, 4:03 pm
The coolest "rule 34" illustration.
maoworks2 - January 17, 2012, 11:21 am
Good Pic !

symmetry -

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History Lesson -

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Oldsod - March 28, 2014, 5:12 pm
As a certified (and certifiable) historian, I officially found 5 lost lions for this one!

BLACK AND WHITE - VS COLOR maybe it's best to leave history alone

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MasterMachine - June 12, 2010, 10:15 am
not the best pic, but still, details make everything better ;D

HISTORICAL ACCURACY - Does your history textbook have a slight bias?

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Elder God Douchebag - February 19, 2009, 9:25 am
This is Kool-aidism.
Toussaint - February 19, 2009, 8:24 am
Is this Creationism or Evolution?
AndreLei - January 25, 2009, 7:27 pm
Very good comment. *lol*
Ag218 - October 9, 2008, 4:46 pm
That's right. Ben Franklin was only moderately attractive.


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Yamam - August 26, 2009, 12:52 pm
This was obviously made by some Daily Mail reader who actually thinks its true that white people are a minority in britain! just to make it clear, there are still far more white people in britain than non-whites, dont be so scared all the time!
n/a - April 16, 2009, 3:30 pm
Ireland too! Woot for Guinness!
Viking - April 15, 2009, 10:34 am
Denmark's still free. Have a beer.
barockeva - April 13, 2009, 7:00 pm
Sir, you obviously don't know how overpowered Switzerland is.
Sir - March 31, 2009, 6:44 pm
i doubt that anyone is going to be able to take over Germany and not Lithuania or Switzerland i mean come on
Purity - March 31, 2009, 5:20 pm
Lulz, this is a Muslim wet dream, I don't think it's gonna happen in 6 years though. Damn, Hakiu, your Colbert avatar is awesome...
Hakiu - March 31, 2009, 12:37 pm
I would love to see some Muslim group try and take the alcohol away from the Irish.
Bunny - March 31, 2009, 10:36 am
Well, glad to see Ireland is still doing it's own thing!

WEST SIDE STORY - I feel pretty and witty and...

WANT MORE ANDY ROONEY - With Those Eyebrows?

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Civil War Reenactments -

ROBERT THE BRUCE - Murderer, Opportunist, Waverer. Scottish King 1306-1329 Nice

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Robert the Bruce - May 11, 2009, 2:17 pm
Not ANOTHER shrubbery !
LogicDude - May 8, 2009, 1:39 pm
Don't forget how he forced so many village folk into hard and unjust labor...making them cut down whole forests wiiiiiiiith....A HERRING!
Robert the Bruce - May 8, 2009, 9:04 am
The knights who say 'Ni' are now the Knights who 'Ekky Ekky Ekky Fantang'.
agdaniele - May 7, 2009, 11:11 pm
Murderer, opportunist, waverer.... who said "Ni"!

Alternate Histories -

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Warghl - June 26, 2009, 1:06 pm
Not to be a nazi buuuuuut sake pronounced sah-kay saki is incorrect
LogicDude - February 5, 2009, 11:13 am
Does this mean Saki in bags?
Roamer - November 5, 2008, 11:24 pm
Fear the coming of Japanada!!!!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 20, 2008, 11:05 am
Land of the Rising Moose
Shtoink - October 20, 2008, 2:59 am
but we wouldnt have to pay as much for shipping imports


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spacedog - September 10, 2010, 6:01 pm
Good one Flint. 5L
flint - September 10, 2010, 5:27 pm
scorpion, was the mag glass that gave me the idea, from little acorns.... eh!
Iconoclast - September 10, 2010, 5:14 pm
Nicely done. 5 Thai hot ........ peppers for you.
GreyScorpion - September 10, 2010, 5:08 pm
ooohh I loves me some KFC...and there's my magnifying glass for your other posters!... ;) 5L
AdmiralAckbar - September 10, 2010, 5:00 pm
where do I get the bumper sticker
KDC - September 10, 2010, 4:51 pm
Well done


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carebear - March 16, 2012, 1:08 pm
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TOY STORY 3 - Due to it's overwhelming success, BP are in talks with Disney to release another sequel. "Find Nemo Now."

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pieman - July 28, 2010, 3:14 pm
5 oily lions.
Faceplant31 - July 28, 2010, 10:17 am
Amsome! 5L!

HISTORY - The only class that is guaranteed to be harder every year.


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LogicDude - March 2, 2010, 8:06 am
Love it!
GreyScorpion - March 1, 2010, 7:24 pm
Ha!! Back atcha!!5L

A TRAGIC STORY - The Easter Egg finally gets laid and then dyed ...

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rerun - February 11, 2010, 2:25 pm

man, I would love to have a 73 cougar now.
phydeaux - February 11, 2010, 2:19 pm
When I was a lowly E3, married and one in the oven, poor as all hell, I kept a 73 cougar running with jb weld...on the radiator too.

SWAT - Go ahead, run and hide. They'll huff and they'll puff and, They'll blow your shit down.

MAJOR MATT MASON - Proof that at one time MWLF has his own "action" figure...ok, he was a doll..happy?

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HISTORY - Small - timers : Must like it the way they have it... Big - timers : Will have it the way they like it...


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BoneCD - February 27, 2010, 7:02 am
or a nice string bikini. Others just think they died off due to lack of interest...hello, Dr. Obvious, you home.
BoneCD - February 27, 2010, 6:59 am
A little explanation for you youngsters; The Shaker religion did not believe in sexuality, or naughty things that mommy and daddy do. So they just died off, some think from lack of procreation. Me, I just don't think they appreciated a good set of boobies
BoneCD - February 27, 2010, 6:48 am
Those in the know got this and thanks to you for the comments. Cubby, French Resistance...I would rather think of him as a Freedom Fighter, cause you know what they say about the French...
spacedog - February 26, 2010, 8:26 pm
Nice work BTW, Bone.
spacedog - February 26, 2010, 8:25 pm
So Cubby is the French Resistance fighter for NSFW then?
Bartimaeus - February 26, 2010, 8:22 pm
There is nothing in that comment I don't agree with. 5/5
MO - February 26, 2010, 8:19 pm
BOO Google Nazis!! Hooray Bone!!! Hooray Beer!! And Boobies!!

PLEASE.............. - I Will bust a cap in your ass!

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MPsniper - April 26, 2012, 5:15 am
trayvon... the early years
spypengen - April 24, 2012, 5:59 pm
watch out we got a badass over here 5L

LSD - older than you think.


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agdaniele - June 27, 2010, 1:18 am
BoneCD - September 16, 2009, 11:09 am
A dime will only get you a Fairy Tale Mr.C
CANADA - September 15, 2009, 11:35 pm
25 cents EH?
Sean - September 15, 2009, 9:15 pm
Yeah Bone, more like: ONCE UP- fappity fappity fap fap *ahhh* -ime. Huh? What?
Bartimaeus - September 15, 2009, 7:57 pm
"There are only two or three human stories, and they go on repeating themselves as fiercely as if they had never happened before..." Willa Cather, from O Pioneers! 5/5


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Arnaldo - November 17, 2009, 6:02 am
talking about sticking....
Derek - September 2, 2009, 8:40 pm
Frankie says RELAX


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Me - November 1, 2009, 12:44 pm
To the other "me": I never realized that TV shows had the power to "enlighted" people, is this a new ability? I assume then that they also have the ability to create their own new words, in that case I call dibs on Cromulent
me - November 1, 2009, 12:34 pm
Watch the mythbusters episode about the moonlanding, it will enlighted you
spacedog - October 31, 2009, 5:17 pm
That is amsome shop skills. 5L
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 3:33 pm
When did we go to Mars?


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Mark - May 15, 2009, 11:26 am
Golf also plays into my other favorite pass time...drinking beer. Fishing offers opportunity but you have pull into shore to pee or else the fish taste funny.
Mark - May 15, 2009, 11:24 am
...score on an NHL goalie, etc. Golf gets me out in the fresh air and sunshine. I'd be there right now if there was some sunshine to be had here.
Mark - May 15, 2009, 11:22 am
Sean - The other incentive golf offers is that on any given day, it's possible (not very likely) that I, an average player, could out score Tiger Woods on a given hole. You aren't going to hit a homer off a Major League pitcher, strike out a ML hitter,...
Mark - May 15, 2009, 11:14 am
Thank You sir. I like it when some one agrees with my point. (It's a treat because it happens so rarely.)
Haarakkon - May 15, 2009, 11:08 am
Y'know, that's a very good point, Mark. If a player blows it, they don't get the big bucks.
Mark - May 15, 2009, 10:44 am
...where players get millions to sit on the bench and literally pick their nose. Have you ever tried walking 18 holes carrying about 50 pounds on your back? Have you ever seen Natalie Gulbis or Tiger Woods' wife? Once again Sean...Booo! (Cool Picture)
Mark - May 15, 2009, 10:41 am
Booo Sean Booo! I find that those who hate golf have either never tried it or that when they tried it they found one more thing they suck at. As a pro-sport I like the idea that if you don't do well, you don't get paid...unlike so many other pro-sports...
bob Chin - May 15, 2009, 10:25 am
It's actually the waste of perfectly good land that I find abhorrent. Instead of building houses, we line this things called holes with condos. It's not your home, and you don't really own it, but it overlooks a hole. Damn golf and all its trappings!
Sean - May 14, 2009, 8:14 pm
Why doesn't anyone hate golf with the same white hot intensity that I do? It's knitting for men. You know that all of your best days are way the fuck behind you when ....